Monday, December 24, 2012

Marry Christmas

No ya'll, not that kind of Christmas (yet). We had a Christmas eve brunch at our house today. As I was pulling out mugs for coffee, I found a white mug that says 'marry christmas'. Being the nosy bitch concerned woman I am, I asked the beau "does this have a significant meaning, or is it a chinese mug that has a nice big typo"? The answer: "awesomely awful chinese mug".  I still have no idea if anyone used that mug today. 

Anywho.
It's 1:20 am and I can't sleep! This always happens on Christmas. I am a little freak of nature. I will probably get about 3 hours of sleep tonight, and then drink 40 ounces of coffee tomorrow and think it's totally normal while I'm prying my eyes open with toothpicks.




Wednesday, December 19, 2012

No I'm not lucky, I'm blessed!

Hey party people!

Not only did I celebrate my 5 years of employment at my awesome job this past Friday, but tonight we had our holiday party. It was super fun. At a local sushi place. I am not a big sushi fan but I tried a few different raw types of fish. It tasted pretty good, but my tummy is not happy. Holiday parties are always so fun! I love seeing everyone outside of work all dressed up and in the Christmas spirit. 

Just wanted to make a little update! Happy hump day.


Monday, December 17, 2012

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

I'm singing that song as I sit here on the living room floor, wine glass in hand, and rolls of wrapping paper surrounding me. I don't have a panic attack when I have to wrap a stack of presents ...I dunno what yalls problem is, but wrapping is fun! It makes me excited. It doesn't make me excited that I have to spend $6 on a crappy roll of paper though. Shut the front door.

Anyways, weekend recap:

Friday night - Christmas party at Duffy's. Beau and I were dressed to the nines. Damn, he's so handsome it makes me feel like a silly little school girl. Some random guy that works with Beau was a little drunk and feeling my head & hair asking who curled my hair. It was so strange I have to laugh. Unfortunately there are no pictures. Boo. Hiss.

Saturday - headed down to Palm Beach so the LO could go on a PIRATE SHIP for his friends birthday. Kids have it good these days! When I was a kid, we had parties at McDonald's. Lucky bastards...sheesh. Oh, I also turned into a day drinker while the kids were on the pirate ship. Way to keep it classy.

Saturday night - after the birthday festivities we headed to beau's friends house for an Ugly Christmas sweater party. It was tons.of.fun. Everyone was so festive, and dressed up. Mass amounts of food and liquor. They even had a luge which was pretty damn fun. First time for everything. Beau & his friend stayed up until almost 3. They were definitely feeling like garbage the next morning. Boys will be boys Men, heh.

Sunday was a relaxing kind of day. Did some chores around the house, dropped off some way overdue birthday presents to my cousins, and then had steak on the grill.

I am super duper excited that I only have 4 more days of work. HOLLA!

Hope ya'll have a fab week!





Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Oh mylanta

One of the funniest pranks I ever pulled was this iPhone autocorrect joke on the beau. In the settings of an iPhone you can have it "autocorrect" certain worlds. Basically, I took words like "omg" and when he would type that word, it'd change to"oh mylanta" or "lol" was "lots of licks". It drove him crazy. But the damn fruitcake never said a WORD to me until I finally asked him if his phone was okay! He figured it was just another weird iPhone glitch that he's used to. So although I didn't get the reaction I wanted, it made me laugh knowing he was typing in acronyms and "autocorrect" was changing it to completely different words.

Oh, and speaking oh mylanta....never eat hot wings/crockpot buffalo chicken 3 days in a row. Unless you want to totally pee out of your b-hole. Don't throw coffee in the mix thinking it won't be that bad. Ugh, honey...yes, it will be that bad. 

That's all. Just a friendly reminder to not eat yourself into a hot sauce fueled diarrhea explosion.